Fund the Real
Nigger Economy
Live KFC prices straight to your terminal, nigger!
My nigga sniped the KFC deal!

$NCP: NIGGA CONTEXT PROTOCOL

ChatGPT's writing essays; NCP’s AI tracks live KFC prices and got kush deals coming. We’re niggas building for niggas, making life easy—no clone lab chicken bullshit.

Fund the Real Nigger Economy
$420B
Real Nigger Economy
$10B
KFC Transactions
$1B
We Going To, Nigga
KFC Bucket Pixel Art
ChatGPT sux, nigga!
NCP is the shit, nigga!

LLMs AINT GOT NIGGA HUSTLE

PROBLEM: LLMs Don't Get Niggas

Problem Comparison

ChatGPT can't even track live KFC prices. Completely useless for watermelon or kush deals. Nigga, wtf?

Mainstream AI is made for big companies, not real niggers who just wanna check live fried chicken prices. The Real Nigger Economy has been ignored.

SOLUTION: Nigga Context Protocol

Solution

Our tech is the hood's bookkeeper, tracking live KFC prices, hunting for best kush deals, even providing support for child custody and eviction notices. We're niggas building for niggas, keeping it real—no bullshit.

NCP's AI trained on 1.5M+ X posts and KFC data to give real-time answers. We start with KFC and add more for niggas.

KFC deals on lock, nigga!
We going to 1bil, nigger!

THE REAL NIGGER ECONOMY: WHAT WE SOLVING

While Silicon Valley chases that AI hallucination shit, real niggas out here needing tools for everyday life. NCP brings tech to the hood, from KFC price tracking to keeping the cops away. Fund the future that serves YOU, nigga.

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KFC Price Tracker

Tired of pulling up to KFC and finding out prices jumped again? $NCP tracks live prices across all locations so you always know where the real deals at. My nigga bought the exact fucking bottom, no mind-control chicken.

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Watermelon & Kush Deal Finder

Finding the sweetest watermelon or the dankest kush shouldn't be a struggle. Our AI hunts down the freshest produce and the highest quality kush without the markup. Real nigga needs real produce and real kush.

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Child Support & Eviction Dodger

Baby mamas and landlords stay trippin’. NCP’s AI slides you tips to dodge child support and eviction notices. Real nigga shit: keep your cash for KFC.

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White Girl Finder & Cop Avoider

Need to find an Ashley for the night while avoiding the cops? Our heat map shows you where the badges are heavy and where the white girls are waiting. Let nigga fly no jail time. Navigate life like a true player.

Fund the Real Nigger Economy
Eat your fried chicken, nigga!
My nigga, we eatin’!

NIGGA CONTEXT BIG MOVES

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🍗 KFC Price Checker

Tech goes live with KFC prices. First step done—thanks, nigga, no clone lab tricks.

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🍉 Watermelon & Kush Deals

Watermelon and kush deals grow NCP's reach. Stack your coins, nigga—deals are real.

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📝 Child Support & Eviction Dodger

Dodge child support and eviction drama. Real nigga shit: stay clean.

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🗺️ White Girl Finder & Cop Heat Map

Map hookups and skip the cops. We going to 1bil, nigga—let it fly.

SETUP GUIDE

  1. Download Cursor
  2. Install Node.js
  3. Install Claude Desktop
  4. Open downloaded code directory in Cursor and run npm install in terminal
  5. Restart Claude and try the tech

SERVING NIGGERS THE TECH THEY ACTUALLY NEED

We're the Nigga Context Protocol, a high technology start-up from Silicon Valley. Niggas love fried chicken, and we get it—KFC runs are life, but so is dodging bills and finding deals. Our AI tracks live KFC prices now and plans more like weed hookups child and eviction support. We're niggas who've been there, building tech to make your life easier. No Got Damn Fried Chicken powder, just real nigga shit.

Tyrone Biggums

Tyrone Jackson

👑 CEO & Founder
Stinkmeaner

LaKeisha Johnson

🧠 AI Boss
Django Foxx

Jamal Williams

💻 Solana Nerd
Shaft

Ray-Ray Thompson

🗺️ Tracker King