ChatGPT's writing essays; NCP’s AI tracks live KFC prices and got kush deals coming. We’re niggas building for niggas, making life easy—no clone lab chicken bullshit.
Fund the Real Nigger EconomyChatGPT can't even track live KFC prices. Completely useless for watermelon or kush deals. Nigga, wtf?
Mainstream AI is made for big companies, not real niggers who just wanna check live fried chicken prices. The Real Nigger Economy has been ignored.
Our tech is the hood's bookkeeper, tracking live KFC prices, hunting for best kush deals, even providing support for child custody and eviction notices. We're niggas building for niggas, keeping it real—no bullshit.
NCP's AI trained on 1.5M+ X posts and KFC data to give real-time answers. We start with KFC and add more for niggas.
While Silicon Valley chases that AI hallucination shit, real niggas out here needing tools for everyday life. NCP brings tech to the hood, from KFC price tracking to keeping the cops away. Fund the future that serves YOU, nigga.
Tired of pulling up to KFC and finding out prices jumped again? $NCP tracks live prices across all locations so you always know where the real deals at. My nigga bought the exact fucking bottom, no mind-control chicken.
Finding the sweetest watermelon or the dankest kush shouldn't be a struggle. Our AI hunts down the freshest produce and the highest quality kush without the markup. Real nigga needs real produce and real kush.
Baby mamas and landlords stay trippin’. NCP’s AI slides you tips to dodge child support and eviction notices. Real nigga shit: keep your cash for KFC.
Need to find an Ashley for the night while avoiding the cops? Our heat map shows you where the badges are heavy and where the white girls are waiting. Let nigga fly no jail time. Navigate life like a true player.
Tech goes live with KFC prices. First step done—thanks, nigga, no clone lab tricks.
Watermelon and kush deals grow NCP's reach. Stack your coins, nigga—deals are real.
Dodge child support and eviction drama. Real nigga shit: stay clean.
Map hookups and skip the cops. We going to 1bil, nigga—let it fly.
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in terminalWe're the Nigga Context Protocol, a high technology start-up from Silicon Valley. Niggas love fried chicken, and we get it—KFC runs are life, but so is dodging bills and finding deals. Our AI tracks live KFC prices now and plans more like weed hookups child and eviction support. We're niggas who've been there, building tech to make your life easier. No Got Damn Fried Chicken powder, just real nigga shit.